IT Guy: What is the background on your computer?
Me:It is a bus station in Guatemala
IT Guy: oo, Guatemala, that is somewhere I could only go if I took my gun.
Me:hmmm...
IT Guy: I'm not gonna be an easy target.
Me: so...how about that computer virus...
Guns are heavy so I am going with a different, slightly more non-violent theory: beard size is inversely proportional to the likelihood of getting robbed.
